Tweets

photoshoptrial:

do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

(Source: windowsupdates, via cosmic-curse)

fuckyeahhardfemme:

May your eye make up be so fierce that it strikes fear into the heart of your enemies

May your matching claws scratch their basic bitch eyes out

(Source: eye-cancer, via olivegarden)

thegeekyblonde:

and for my next prank, i take a metal bat to the throats of youtubers who make money off sexually harassing women in the street

(via hyrulecastles)

branaivanovic:

Harry Potter: Re-imagined 

-Ginny Weasley

-Neville Longbottom

-Luna Lovegood

(via odamnsons)

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

(via odamnsons)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

GOD THAT’S GOOD THAT IS DE HAVE YOU LICIOUS EVER TASTED the patriarchy

(Source: axmxz, via elphabaoftheopera)

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

(via samandriel)

,,

With iOS 8 law enforcement can now control your phone and prevent you from taking photos, videos and recordings of officers when they are near. The apps will be disabled within a certain radius. Capturing any police brutality is now prohibited.

Apple employee who demands to remain anonymous

Sept. 17, 2014

(via negrophiliac)

This better be a fucking joke/rumor.

(via susiethemoderator)

Apple holds a patent which mentions that its technology could have applications for law enforcement and government security. For example, the patent description notes that covert ‘police or government operations may require complete ‘blackout’ conditions’.

(via priceofliberty)

This little tidbit sold me on the Galaxy over the iPhone for my next phone since I’m due for an upgrade.

(via tylerthereblogger)

What?????????!

(via ashleighthelion)

If true, this is horrifying.

(via nudityandnerdery)

First unwanted U2 albums and now this no thanks

(via jionttt)

(via bloodmagicanddawndetergent)